30 Signs You're a Booty Call
89Does he really like me or Am I just his Booty Call?
If you've even asked yourself this question- you already know but may need to read to be sure.
In some situations, one can often get confused on what's going on between them and a potential beau. A guy may just be taking things slowly- cautious young man, other times he's a casual guy- nothing serious there mate!
OR you may have been classed as the dreaded BOOTY CALL and you don't even know it yet.
If you're a bit of a 'ho' or strictly casual yourself- then you won't mind at all. However if you really like this guy and think it's going somewhere aka RELATIONSHIP LAND and your gut is telling you 'something's just not right'. Read on!
Does the following apply to you?
- He has a gf/ other girl (one-off) on the side.
- You have serious suspicions he's 'sexing' someone else.
- Your suspicions are/can be easily proven via your friends and his.
- All/almost every time you meet up is planned/initiated by him and almost always on his terms/turf.
- Rendezvous always lead to sex.
- All you DO is 'get it in'.
- Meeting in public is often a no-no UNLESS it's for dinner or drinks, when he finds it absolutely necessary [add point 4 & 5 HERE].
- 4,5,7- Calls are never made in advance. Always calls and meets on the same day or phones the day before, if that much.
- If [and that's a big, strong if] he phones in advance, like a week earlier, the first thing he says is- I'm free next...(INSERT DAY,TIME,PLACE HERE)
- It's been going on for a considerable length of time- with no growth in the relationship (if you can even call it that).
- He calls you only to initiate meeting up/sex otherwise texts or facebooks or IMs you and only talks about mundane crap or says silly things. When retrospection or introspection for that matter ensues, you realise it never amounts to an actual conversation.
- His friends giggle as quietly as poss when in your presence.
- There are NO emotional discussions concerning the two of you.
- There are NO emotional discussions.PERIOD!
- He has the task of taking off your clothes down to the second-You'd be butt naked before Usain Bolt finishes a 100m.
- No falling asleep after sex, if it's over he gets you to leave, or if it's at your place-he does
- UNLESS the sex is good, then a morning sesh is allowed- followed by one of you leaving.
- Cuddles, lovey-doveyness never happens before/after sex. If it does he's keeping you buttered up so he can have your services for longer. Yes you are a mere service provider!
- He says thank you after sex, and a possible have a nice day/ rest of night.
- Hook ups are only when he feels like it- not you [it isn't really about you], or is free or doesn't have another girl over at that time.
- No requests- if you do he just might make himself busy.
- He Doesn't give a shit about new underwear you sadly bought for him, but appreciates your level of hygiene and pubic hair maintenance.
- Your friends roll their eyes as soon as you name drop him.
- You've seen him out having dinner with someone else.
- He loves doggy- your eyes or any contact other that sexual doesn't interest him.[I am aware there would be other positions going on- but this one is a must!]
- You are always almost drunk, buzzed, tipsy whenever you have sex.
- He is never all up in your George Foreman when you want him to be (lol yeah some ghetto there for ya!)
- You squealing at babies or cute things makes him sick- talking of such things are rued. If you speak he prefers it to be dirty!
- He asks about your day, hoping it's bad so you can let out some ragey,venting steam on him.
- You can see all/most of the above in your current sitch but are still in full DENIAL.
Bear in mind it takes a combination of more than one of the following to definitely confirm booty call status. If you can tick just one, fear not! You may not be a mere tap in, tap out sesh.
However if it turns out you are and you don't want to be, WOMAN UP- get rid of him or demand more. This more than likely will not work either- the fact that you are a booty call says it all- he won't give more.
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Cheers...I know just what you mean.
Pushing past fear is healthy :D
Well, it works for me anyhoooh! : )
Oh no Im my Hubby's Booty Call !!! LOL. Just the way I like it after upteen years,..hehe. I really enjoyed your hub,.. Will be passing this on to a few of my neices ,...
Why thank you and LOL! Thanks for passing by and having a read, lol yes share the wealth :D
This is funny, but truthful. Its time people wake up and recognize it. Reading this was fun!
Cool Hub :-)
Reminds me of that All Saints track.
May I add
31. Before you've even got out of his front door, he's uploaded your little 'striptease video' to U-Tube.
32. Before you've even got home, his mates are sending you text messages asking if you're "up for a larf" or "mad for it", and being known as "my best mates gaggin for it slapper street honey".
Love and sex and magic are not a natural threesome.
LOL this made me laugh till my stomach ached and my girlfriends are laughing their brains off!! but true I did have a girlie of mine who couldn't sense she was a booty call until I pointed it out to her.. poor thing was so distraught she became a lesbian!
Love this one.. great hub xx
Makes me wonder, though, why you would like someone in the first place that you only knew through such superficial conversation, i.e. no introspection, emotional talk, etc.
All of these statments are true.
I'd also add if you haven't met people in his inner circle "close family and friends" or attended any of his company social functions (ie company picnic or Christmas party) then he's not serious about you.
However "Booty calls" go both ways too!
There are a lot of women having sex with Mr. "RightNow" until they find Mr. Right.
Often times "Booty Calls" and "Friends With Benefits" help to keep things balanced until that special person arrives in our lives. You can fall in love without having sex and you can have sex without being in love.
As long as what you're doing is making you happy then it doesn't matter what it's called.
Brilliant! So glad I stumbled on this, it made me laugh out loud at work.
Great outlook and tell tell ways of knowing if your a "Booty call"... I totally enjoyed this blog it was great!!!
Sadly, I am someone's booty call. And point 30 is so right. I can bag at least 25 signs stated in the above.
What I don't understand is why doesn't he leave me alone? He has a hot gf now. We've been doing this for almost 2 years now. Now bear in mind, he's a DJ one of the top (if not the top) clubs where I live. He has plenty other pussies out there. Why come back?
For the past year or so since I have realised I might only be his booty call, I almost never initiate a conversation with him.
It breaks my heart because I do love him. And I love it when he cuddles me to sleep, and the fact that he introduces me to his friends. I really need to get a life, but I don't know how. Everytime when I am about to give up, he pops back up. And it is annoying.
I don't want him but can't live without him.
Slept with my x on a monday because he was leaving and i thought one for the road..Left town with out saying good bye on the friday..... Three month later drops in 10.30 pm slash hello tell me how fab his life is and tries the bootie call . ..Love him still but have let go. .... Probably wont get an appology.....and probably wont hear from him unless he needs a
ego boost....
I know I'm a booty call i figured it out before reading this article but just want to prove me right on my guts. I'm actually going to end it now for good. I used to be inlove with him but that feeling is not there anymore after we stop talking for 2 mos. now that were talking again he still calling when his freaking horny! I just realize now that He such a douchebag I'm glad that I am not crazy with him anymore.
michy, trust me, you CAN live without him. EASILY.
Oh sweet holy cow I was a booty call. I feel like a fool. What an excellent and well written hub you have on the subject. Yes, yes, I know in this day and time someone should know if they are a booty call or not. Well it was my first experience at being one, and I hope to never go there again. (well maybe if its on my terms lol). voted up!
I dated a guy 2 years ago that was married for 21 years prior to us dating. He's been divorced and single for 5 years. After about 6 dates (and a few sleepovers) he decided to pull the plug. Since then, he has called me at least 5 times a week and texts me on a daily basis,for two freaking years! I have only "bumped into him" here and there, but he insists on being "BFF's" wtf?? Anyway, I have fallen DEEPLY in love with this guy, he has only had 1 steady girlfriend since his divorce and that was years ago. So my question is..recently he wants me to "USE HIM" as a booty call, yes that's right, My booty call. What is he suggesting and Do I DARE go there???
I been dealing with this guy for two years nd I asked him why are u fronting on me he said im not frontin you are my shorty I believe he like me he jus not reafy to settle down I really love him like crazy so do I keep waitin till he finally comes around????? IDK
Ugh I am such a bootycall! Not that I didn't know already but this sure helped put the nail in the proverbial coffin that was that relationship; it's simply got to end. Even though it hurts, thank you for showing me my experiences aren't isolated.
To Rachel--read about narcissism passive Agressive abuse---the man you are falling in love with is my husband to a T!!! Guess his Upbringing was to look at all women as just sex toys! If that is al you want to be is an object, abused, and used while he lies to you go for it. I am tired--time to take care of me and my son. Not worrying about his perverted sex life anymore.
Hey girls! It's been little over 2 years that I've been/had a booty call. It really is my concern that I led him to believe we could not be more than this, always cold and distant - because I did not care. I do not know if I can undo this because for the last few months I've wanting more, just to get more intimate. I am afraid the whole change in attitude will scare him off. I am thinking there's nothing to lose, "it" will end either way...
I've been celibate for 2 and a half years because I refuse to be anyone's booty call anymore, it hurts more to be in that situation that to be alone. I haven't cried or lied to myself in a long time and I'm happy(for real). Everytime I hear other females talk now I am always relieved I'm not them. Unfortunately women have set the bar really low so I believe its my desperate competition that has created such sorry men. Now that I've pretty much been forcing men to get to know me first, I've realized that men have had it so sweet over the years they don't even know how to properly court a woman anymore, and judging from these comments I see why. No one else is making them. Join me ladies, get a backbone please! Stop being so desperate to be in a crappy relationship where your most likely gonna be always wondering, who's he with now, what does she have that I don't, does he love me?
i was a booty call to my ex untill i called him out and told him to loose my number am so relived right now,i should have done this sooner.
me and this guy have known each other for a while now but the past 2 years Weve became close. We would go out, stay at each others houses, also did other things and Ive met some of his family and weve been out with his close friends. Also we talk every day and we have actual conversations. BUT were not a "couple". So would this situation be considered a booty call??
I have been seeing this man for 6 months and although we have done some things, it's not all we do, Its not all about sex, NO booty call HERE .
Ive been talking to this guy for a while and I actually do like him but im not sure what the hell our "status" is. We have sex and I enjoy it as much as him and he stays the nights and we sleep after were done. He really turns me on and like wise, I just need advicd on if I should ask him what we are. Ive met his friends and we all get along great. I havent met his fam yet but hes not living w them or getting along w em at the moment. Hes also met my parenrs and friends. So how should I go about asking?
I answered to nearly all 30 signs of the Booty call listed above. I met this guy 4 months ago and he only calls me when HE WANTS sex. I have never met any of his friends and family. I have NOT even met his roommates, he just sneaks me in his apartment, we have sex and then he tells me that he needs to go to bed which indicates to me that I need to leave. I know he is a dating other women and yet I continue to let him act this way. I am in love with him and hold on to my emotions, because I feel maybe things will change and he will realize I am the ONE...though deep inside I know he will never commit to me and will be gone in a flash once he meets a girl who will be a princess in his eyes...I just wish things could change and he would commit, but I know it won't and I continue to let him use me because I am that afraid of being alone :(
Although I can only check 5 out of 30 above, I was a willing participant to a booty call for 8 months until I ended it a month ago. The guy was separated from his wife after a long marriage because she cheated with his best friend...OUCH!! I was also going through a separation so it seemed like a good idea at the time. After a while though, I started to fall hard for him but felt the proverbial wall he put up and decided to just keep on going because the sex was that awesome (so sad, but true!). I finally acknowledged my feelings that the situation just didn't feel good and wasn't working anymore. Had the "talk" with him and decided that we would take a break for a while and maybe revisit down the road. We had our last tryst and I left in the morning. Felt so relieved when I left, felt sad for a couple weeks after, and now feel empowered again for having the courage to get out of it and stay out!
Anyway, unless you are seriously OK with a booty call for whatever reason, you need to end it now. The thing is, a guy will classify you very early on whether or not you are long term girlfriend material or simply a "friend with benefits" or worse, the dreaded "booty call" (there is a marginal difference). A guy will almost NEVER turn a FWB or booty call into a real relationship so it't best to get out before you get hurt (and eventually you will!). There are a ton of great guys out there that know how to treat a woman with respect so make it your mission to go out and find him. The key here is to love and respect yourself first! These two things are a must in all aspects of your life. When you truly acquire this and put it out there, the right guy will turn up.
OK, I totaly know im a bootie call, no biggie im ok with it. I do have a few questions though, my mystery man and I have been doing this for just over 5yrs now, (oh i concider him my bootie call also)we talk sometimes and know quite a bit abt eachother, even though I truly beleive he streches the truth a bit! I have been a real bitch to him, and he still comes back for more, last two times we were together first he hugged me and said he missed me (what!!)this was strange, hes never done that before and the time after that he made a point to look into my eyes during sex (uhhh hello) what is this all about? am I reading too much into this?? or is somthing changing in him? I do know that hes no good for me as for more than what this is, and as for a relationship, uhhh no!! absoulty not! he once asked me to leave my man,so I could be eaiser axcess for him, and if me & my man fight he wants to know if im leaving him???
I just want a point of view from someone, anyone? thx :-]
I know exactly what you are saying redhead, i have been doing the booty call thing with my guy for 5 yrs as well only it turned long distant and over the last year or so we only talk for sex nothing else. need some advice. i met the family and friends and for a long time we had all the aspects that go with a potential girlfriend and now all of that has come to a stop.
I just made love.
Wow...this has been such an eye opener for me. I have been talking and seeing this guy for two years. He has recently separated from his wife but still only sees me on his terms. What a fool I have been! I need to woman up and get the heck away from this guy!
This was the funniest article I have ever read in my life. dcapone
Am aware am a booty call bt am lov'g it.All i nid to make maself happy wth a screw anytime i want. It's more healthy 2 b a booty cal than a 2 av a freaking lonely life 4 yrs.Let hm take care of da normal human feel'gs dat sure... every living creature on planet earth luvs.
Cheeky Girl Level 4 Commenter 2 years ago
Some women don't want a relationship, and don't want to have to look in the man's eyes. Others do want a relationship. And some women just fantasise. I personally love the quote - "feel the fear and do it anyway!" I enjoyed your hub! You write well!